National Maya Hawke Day

a day we celebrate the one and only mommy maya hawke. (should be everyday we celebrate her, but whatever)
Johnny: “Bro stand up for the National Anthem!”

David: “The Star-Spangled Banner?”

Johnny: “No, dipshit! National Maya Hawke Day Anthem!”

David: “Oh!”

Johnny + David: “Season 3 1985 the gang is getting tall everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall!!! Steve and Robin work the counter at the ‘Scoops Ahoy!’ and figure out the Russians have a super secret ploy.. Hopper isn’t happy that Eleven’s kissing boys but then he turns around and put the moves on Joyce!!!!”
by Jaquilyn July 11, 2022
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national cock rating day

The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.
C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!
by Tyler, The Destroyer May 14, 2020
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National fuck off day

National Fuck Off day is on October 16th and it’s the national day where everyone needs to just fuck off so spread the word and put it in your calendars
Person *talks to me nonstop

Me: “bruh it’s national fuck off day so FUCK OFF!”
by Rtowse5 October 06, 2019
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National Jerk Off Day

December 1st is a holiday for all the brave boys and men who fought through their urges throughout No Nut November! It’s a celebration of what they accomplished and what they will do during Destroy Dick December!
National Jerk Off Day is on December 1st! A celebration of what’s accomplished during No Nut November!!
by FlareHC October 18, 2019
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National Ja Bari Day

The day April 25th is National Ja Bari Day and it is a day to celebrate anything and everything about Ja Bari Donta Milligan
Bro I love National Ja Bari Day
by Blacc Guy April 19, 2020
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