National Big dick day

Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around

National big dick day is for all the big boys.

by OSC ThiccLaw April 20, 2019

National kiss anyone day

Kiss anyone u see no stopping April 16

French kiss anyone u see national kiss anyone day

by Sobringthejonnywalker24 April 14, 2019

National Ja Bari Day

The day April 25th is National Ja Bari Day and it is a day to celebrate anything and everything about Ja Bari Donta Milligan

Bro I love National Ja Bari Day

by Blacc Guy April 19, 2020

National Maya Hawke Day

a day we celebrate the one and only mommy maya hawke. (should be everyday we celebrate her, but whatever)

Johnny: “Bro stand up for the National Anthem!”

David: “The Star-Spangled Banner?”

Johnny: “No, dipshit! National Maya Hawke Day Anthem!”

David: “Oh!”

Johnny + David: “Season 3 1985 the gang is getting tall everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall!!! Steve and Robin work the counter at the ‘Scoops Ahoy!’ and figure out the Russians have a super secret ploy.. Hopper isn’t happy that Eleven’s kissing boys but then he turns around and put the moves on Joyce!!!!”

by Jaquilyn July 10, 2022

National toxic ex day

March 10 is a day where we celebrate being single and free from that toxic ex.

Let’s go out and celebrate you putting yourself first on National toxic ex day.

by CeliaB March 9, 2021

National Jerk Off Day

December 1st is a holiday for all the brave boys and men who fought through their urges throughout No Nut November! It’s a celebration of what they accomplished and what they will do during Destroy Dick December!

National Jerk Off Day is on December 1st! A celebration of what’s accomplished during No Nut November!!

by FlareHC October 18, 2019

national love ewan day

A day we’re you celebrate all the people with the name Ewan by showing love and respect

This incredible holiday takes place on the 7th February

“Happy national love Ewan day Ewan!”

by Gang12344688 February 6, 2018