Nerd Boner

An erection that is gained by nerds when they talk about technology. Benjamin Joseph Wickens gets them all the time.

What happens when people talk about goigle fiber is a Nerd Boner.

by welshcaravan May 15, 2014

ratchet nerd

a nerd thinking he is all that by using technology, and still manages to get laid.

Will fix tech stuff for sex.

"Dude you a ratchet nerd for fixing her computer for sex!!!"

by MissMissyGirl April 27, 2014

bad nerd

Watermelondoge

Watermelondoge is a bad nerd he betrayed his teammates and landed across the map. :)

by Allison-001 June 1, 2019

xbox nerd

A cool dude or gal who is an exbert of the master of artz and craftz butt nott att spelin an liks gumiez #dewritos

Yo werez da piza xbox nerd.

by logan nightz July 24, 2015

nerd ass

A fashion trend that fully developed in 2018 combining nostalgia of the early 90's with the clothing style of Napoleon Dynamite. The nerdier you dress, the trendier you are.

"Maybe it was the knee high socks or the tucked in t-shirt and cargo shorts, but his style was nerd ass."

"Bro, nice 7-up jump suit! That's so nerd ass!"

by chalk_nasty June 22, 2018

battery nerd

A total computer nerd who constantly checks his batteries on his smartphone laptop whatever, and freaks if his piece of technology wont have the power to make it through the day.

nerd: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my iphone4 wont have the power to work through 2pm today!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude standing next to him: hey shut the fuck up you fucking battery nerd

by yeahididthat October 28, 2010

Hunger of Nerds

word to describe a group of nerds “hunger." IE, "cover your noses, here come a hunger of nerds and they've been playing WoW!"

("A hunger of nerds descended greedily upon the complimentary doritos and mountain dew")

by ShoKono November 3, 2019