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Northern monkey

The foundation of English society. The counter part to the Southern Fairy. Draught beer is a popular tipple of the Northern Monkey as opposed to the copious amounts of drugs consumed by the Southern Fairy. Up front and truthful the Northern Monkey has an honest opinion and also has an impecable sense of humour compared to the non-existent sense of humour of the Southern Fairy. e.g. Peter Kay, Vic Reeves, etc.

The Northern Monkey also happens to be very articulate compared to the Southern Fairy using reasonable English words instead of the general expletive used by the Southerner. e.g. C**t, F**k, etc.
The northern monkey is the cornerstone of English society.
by Ronnie121 June 29, 2007
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fuck a monkey

1. A general exclamation of frusration.
2. An angry dismissal.
1. "This computer won't work! argh, fuck a monkey!!!
2. Guy 1: "god, your such a dumbass," Guy 2: "Oh, fuck a monkey!"
by BloodSeraph December 13, 2008
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Porch Monkey

Porch Monkey- Anyone who is lazy and has others do their work while they sit on the porch watching like a damn monkey!
"Ya'll go on down to the field and work til dark, while I stay here on the porch and look stupid." Kindof like slavery, we did all the work to build this country while others just watched from the porch. "Porch Monkey"
by Tony G23 March 2, 2010
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report monkey

-In IT Terminology-

An affectionate term for a report developer; especially if he/she is not involved in any aspect of the report developement process other than the actual creating (or coding) of a report.
Similar in use to code monkey and tape monkey
"Yeah, the report looks like crap right now, but I'll have the report monkey fix it up before it goes into production."
by [KPOK] August 16, 2008
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monkey fucking

Attempting to fuck while wearing clothes.
Alyssa and Chad were monkey fucking in the bedroom because they were scared about getting caught with their clothes off when Alyssa's mom showed up to pick her up.
by Yo dude it's me January 28, 2007
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Sand Monkey

A camel riding, towel headed, goatfucking terrorist. They beat their wife and kill fags.
Those goddam sand monkeys 🐵 👳🏾 ♂️tried to blow up another building
by VlAdAmIr PuТiN May 3, 2018
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Aids Monkey

aids monkey: a racial slur for African Americans. Derived from aids being common in Africa and the fact that black people are like monkeys. Usually used towards an African American male.
"Dog on Aids monkey in his gold Cadillac!"
by colin&starrs slur solutions January 20, 2009
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