The foundation of English society. The counter part to the Southern Fairy. Draught beer is a popular tipple of the Northern Monkey as opposed to the copious amounts of drugs consumed by the Southern Fairy. Up front and truthful the Northern Monkey has an honest opinion and also has an impecable sense of humour compared to the non-existent sense of humour of the Southern Fairy. e.g. Peter Kay, Vic Reeves, etc.
The Northern Monkey also happens to be very articulate compared to the Southern Fairy using reasonable English words instead of the general expletive used by the Southerner. e.g. C**t, F**k, etc.
The Northern Monkey also happens to be very articulate compared to the Southern Fairy using reasonable English words instead of the general expletive used by the Southerner. e.g. C**t, F**k, etc.
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"Ya'll go on down to the field and work til dark, while I stay here on the porch and look stupid." Kindof like slavery, we did all the work to build this country while others just watched from the porch. "Porch Monkey"
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An affectionate term for a report developer; especially if he/she is not involved in any aspect of the report developement process other than the actual creating (or coding) of a report.
Similar in use to code monkey and tape monkey
An affectionate term for a report developer; especially if he/she is not involved in any aspect of the report developement process other than the actual creating (or coding) of a report.
Similar in use to code monkey and tape monkey
"Yeah, the report looks like crap right now, but I'll have the report monkey fix it up before it goes into production."
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Get the Sand Monkey mug.aids monkey: a racial slur for African Americans. Derived from aids being common in Africa and the fact that black people are like monkeys. Usually used towards an African American male.
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