Matthew

Matthews are known to be gentleman but also beasts in bed. A Matthew can easily have 100s of girls lusting after him but a Matthew will only have eyes for one girl. Matthews are taller than 6 feet and have awesome dark brown hair thats almost black.

Grace: Did you see that Matthew over there? He’s so hot!!!
Ashley: Duh! He’s a Matthew!!

by blondiewiththelips October 25, 2018

Matthew

A nice small person and loves athletic sports. A Matthew is usually with someone name Blake. Matthew is someone that you will look in the eyes and fall in love with. Matthew is hilarious and usually is tanned and has hazel eyes. Matthew has dark hair and hides his feelings until someone else speaks up about it. If u like a Matthew you would have to be the first to state it then he would usually say yes. Matthew is the best boyfriend/guyfreind to have. He is very loyal and is protective when the special someone is in "harm".

Girl: she is so lucky I wish I was with him. He is so funny and cute. He is so loyal , Matthew is the best

by Stan the manxd October 30, 2018

Matthew newby

Can u hang

Hey y’all Matthew newby is here

by Colin-vill November 7, 2018

Matthew

A Matthew can be calm, friendly, and overall pretty nice, but if you get on their bad side they are the last person you want to see. With big brown eyes and darkish or black hair, they can be pretty cute, not gonna lie. They can be friendly, laid back, and just a good person, but they can also be a jerk who thinks it’s funny to make fun of people when a secret, like their crush, comes out. Don’t get on their bad side though, or you won’t ever want to see them again. They can be laid back and under the radar at first until you get one mad or get their friend mad. But if you meet a Matthew, keep them around and get them on your good side. You will never know what may happen around them.

Girl: Who’s that over there?
Girl 2: Ugh, it’s Matthew.

Girl: what’s wrong? He’s super cute!
Girl 2: I got his friend mad so I’m on his bad side. That’s the last thing I wanted.

Girl: Well, I’m gonna talk to him and get on his good side. He’s cute and seems nice.

Girl 2: Okay. I’ll see you later.

Girl: See ya!

by Mal_Mango February 19, 2019

matthew kang

A good friend but can get crazy. Generally has ADHD so will get off task easily. If he doesn't have his morning pills he will eat cheerios with water, strawberry yogurt, apple juice, and oranges.

"Eww did matthew kang really eat that"
"Matthew did you take your pills today?!"

by Siggety Diggety Doo February 28, 2019

Matthew

A Canadian man with a micro who happens to also be a downie.

I would kill myself if I was a Matthew.

by illuminabi March 6, 2019

Matthew

A boy’s name, Matthew is nice to some kids, but a real bully. The last time he took a cruise, we had the Lituya Bay Tsunami. Last time he exhaled, we had a hurricane.

Man, that Matthew must weigh 40 tons.

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Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid.
Oliver: It must be a Matthew.

by Yeetboi360noscop March 8, 2019