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mentel abuse to humans

math can effect the human mind by making go mental outragous and stupid and frustrating like now i said and alot
by aaead January 13, 2020
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Math Rasmussen

A tiresome Irish ginger who is secretly related to Ed Sheeran. He absolutely will not accept the fact that he is a ginger, and will deny no matter how much evidece, wich is presented to him. He claims that he doesen't want to vote, but he secretly knows that he will vote blue.
OMG thats Math Rasmussen, what a ginger
by WilliamTheBandito October 4, 2022
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Slut Math

Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female

log((age-10)^69)/18

take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.

take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015
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Delta Math

"Alright, everybody, get on Delta Math!" exclaimed teacher.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!" said student, calmly.
by Kaizu4D May 5, 2025
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Math

A subject that is as useful as fucking a cactus
"Dude, last math class was soooo boring"
by Ned_is_ded November 27, 2017
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quick maths

Used when someone makes an incorrect calculation to point out their mistake/make fun of them. Comes from Big Shaq's legendary FITB. Also stylized as quick mafs.
1: "1500 times 10 over 50 that's what... 3000?"
2: "Quick maths"
by Neeky Gerd January 27, 2020
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Math delicious

When someone is very attractive and you are willing to suffer for them
No they're just looking very veryy math delicious!
by Jackbox212 January 24, 2024
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