July 11

National Free Slurpee Day!
If your born on this day that means you get a free slurpee!

person 1: I’m born on July 11
person 2: you can get a free slurpee!

by b r e e e e e e e e April 6, 2023

july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

July 10

National kiss your bsf that’s now your gf day! 🥵

Aww thanks for the kiss by why.
It’s July 10th National kiss your bsf that’s now your gf day!
Ohhh

by Justinisgoofy April 11, 2023

July 31

National Heiffer Day
Fat bulky women that dress like fucking whores.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT BITCHES RUNNING AROUND? MUST BE JULY 31st.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT WHORES? OH WAIT ITS NATIONAL HEIFFER DAY!!!
THIS FAT BITCH IS SO FUCKING UGLY WHY SHE HERE? SHE SUPPORTING HER DAY!!!!!
I HATE THESE FAT HEIFFERS BUT ITS THEIR DAY SO WHATEVA.

by fatwhorebiothvhchoochluva April 24, 2023

July 7th

this is the day where swifties will be listening to speak now taylors version on repeat

July 7th? Isn’t that the day Speak Now Taylor’s Version released?

by elletheswiftie May 6, 2023

Julie

Julie is a girl with chocolate eyes. She goes through things that nobody knows. Nobody understands her and keeps her feeling to herself. She is sensitive and loud. She is an introvert around random people. Tries to keep a smile on her face. Nobody cares what she feels and nobody blows up her phone. She is caring to the people that won't leave her. Doesn't feel loved by anyone even by her own family. Had a horrible childhood. Cries whenever getting called names around someone she's obsessed with but he's into girls that are more prettier than her. She cries secretly when he hits her or calls her names. In the end, she has to deal with everything and end up with a headache from stress She is a person that tries to hard and ends up with a dark cloud on her.

Julie- A tired person

by user65658699 November 20, 2023

July 15th

If your birthday is July 15th, you are really really hot and you play volleyball and you are really good at it and you are so studious and smart.

"Your birthday is July 15th? I heard that if your birthday is July 15th, you're really hot and you are really good at volleyball and you are so studious and smart."

by anonymous November 23, 2023