Jim Jam

A name of a certain individual who is most of the time a speccy cunt

Some things that can cause you to become a Jim Jam are
-Being called Jamie
-Thinks he/she is the most important person in the world
-Has a mother that wears wigs...

Jim Jam was watching hentai again what a speccy cunt

by Harry+William August 27, 2021

JAM

Jam is what I put on my bread but,,, SHES ALSO THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS AND NEEDS TO REALIZE I WOULD NEVER GIVE HER AWAY FOR ANY 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

put that jam on your bread bitch

by Josh weir October 9, 2018

woo woo jam

When you are high on love on someone who is jobless, degreeless, hobbiless, and broke. But great sex.

The bro got way too woo woo jam right now

by budsssmoker420 February 28, 2024

Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

slack jam

what happens when you try to take off your pants without first removing your shoes

The deceased was found to have succumbed to slack jam while trying to dress for his friends wedding.

by peggi May 22, 2011

Tusky Valley Traffic Jam

The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.

That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.

by 011000110 July 18, 2022

Sad Jamming

You're feeling sad and the homies just don't get it... You wanna convey your emotions but that's just too mainstream... Instead you listen to jams that leave you with a feeling of nostalgia reminding you of solid times.

"Yeah, last night was lame. I ended up sad jamming to that one Third Eye Blind album that came out in High School"

"Where's Alex?"
"She's not coming out tonight, she's sad jamming at home right now"

In a group...
"What do you guys wanna do?"
"Let's go listen to Marcy Playground at my parents house. I haven't sad jammed to their self-titled album in a while"

by mndgmes August 9, 2017