holy clam chowder

When you get a facial by a holy figure
yesterday at the church the pope gave me a holy clam chowder
damn dude thats sick as fuck
by animetiddies.com January 02, 2018
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Covid Clam

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.
"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".
by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022
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Clamming it

The action of scrubbing yourself while taking a hot shower.
"I was clamming it last night and it was so relaxing."
"The room got super steamy when I was clamming it."
by Clamster June 11, 2025
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Clam Bongo

Playing the Clam Bongos is how you excite a vagina by rythmically tapping on the clit and labia with figures in a gentle fashion whilst retaining the enthusiasm and virtuosity used to play bongos.

Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.
'He was giving me head, but said I tasted too fishy, so he went on to play the clam bongos.' Complained Stacy.
by Left Foot February 03, 2012
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clam bake handshake

We were at the beach with a group on spring break, I tried to fuck her but all she would do is give me a clam bake handshake.
by Zetland Zoo March 27, 2018
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Clam sheller

A man who knows how to get a women out of her Panties
P whisper clam sheller clam clapper. Take his advice if you can get it.
by Ragerlinglyflippingbird April 29, 2023
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clam diggin'

female version of t-baggin'
Stacey went clam diggin' all over Carl's face.
by tatertwat August 16, 2023
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