happy humanist

A very intelligent and evolved person who calls people out on their bullshit and hatred. A person who stands up for human rights and teaches others how to do this. The smartest person on UD.

The Happy Humanist is my new favorite person on the interwebs

by PrescientMoon April 25, 2016

Happy Carlie

When one laffs soo much that coffee comes out their nose

man did u see that she laffed soo much she pulled a happy carlie

by team strong September 10, 2010

the happy pirate

when your getting a blowjob and you hand you partner an eye patch and fake leg, finish and start role playing, the more polite version of the angry pirate

jessi, i just got the happy pirate from mike, he is the most awesome guy ever

by bobdole117 June 17, 2010

happy robber

Coat your balls with tar, then stick them to the eyes of your victim. Pull away your balls from the face of the bitch, forcing their eyes to be stuck shut. The ho bag will look like a bandit with a tar mask. The tar that is sticking their eyes shut with force a grimace on their face so that it appears as if they are smiling. You rob them of their eye virginity and it appears as if they are happy.

I pressed my tar-soaked scrotum upon that cum guzzling ho bag's eye's like there was no tomorrow, forcing a happy robber.

by schlong master August 29, 2007

Happy Snirthday

A snirthday is a snowy birthday, so "happy snirthday" means have a happy snowy birthday.

It's snowing so much on your birthday, so Happy Snirthday!

by csa99 February 5, 2014

Happy Pride

Happy Pride is a term used to denote Gay Pride festivities — that thing where you Party and Play all day until you die of dehydration and loneliness.

It has everything: catfishing, incurable AIDS, motor oil handy-j's, non-consensual penetration and Bic Lighters.

Happy Pride.
Bye, Fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023

Happy Boi

A sad boi that is a happy drunk. The drunk equivalent to a fuck boi.

That guy is normally a sad boy, but now he’s a drunk happy boi.

by TorchyMN March 7, 2019