Goat

Lionel Andreas Messi, not to be confused Pristiano Penaldo from Oil Arabia

Guy 1: Messi is the Goat
Guy 2: You mean Messi is Messi?

by Honest Finishedaldo fan October 18, 2023

Goat Thumper

When you fat glizzy destroys a goats ass just like I did with your wife, or when you have a great “experience” with a goat

Oh my god Barry did the goat thumper on that goat down the street

by CrickyGG May 12, 2021

goat scale

1. A scale of what's cool/hip now a days.

2. A literally fucking goat scale, where you weigh goats.

1. Yo! List the goat scale! Make sure you put Mr. Spurlin on it. Hahaha, and clout goggles.

2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.

by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017

Columbian Goat Party

A sexual act consisting of having an orgy in a dark dirty room with several unattractive women while simultaneously snorting mounds of cocaine

Yo, did you hear what Scott did last night? He took the 4 grenades at the party to the old shed out back for a Columbian Goat Party

by RadioTontoMMFFMM October 10, 2022

Goat Raper

A man of middle eastern heritage, Afghan, Iranian, Iraqi, Syrian, etc.

A goat raper blew himself up today with a suicide bomb.

by Deep South Po-Po July 22, 2025

Goat Cheese

A nickname for the white coating on one's tongue when not brushing often.

Dentist: Jesus Christ, Zack!

Zack: What?

Doctor: You have a bad case of goat cheese.

by GrumpisGrump October 29, 2020

GOAT

Greatest Of All Times, a phrase to describe a legend or an icon

michael jackson is the GOAT

by Keeping up with GenZ March 5, 2022