The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like - and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
by Dr. Sago October 11, 2019
Get the Babel fish mug.Two men having gay sex in a tent, using the term we are going night fishing as a disguise for their blatant homosexual activities.
Perry and Aaron said they were going night fishing for carp, but really they were just fucking in their fishing tents.
Perry : "Aaron, would you like to come night fishing?"
Aaron " Oh yes."
Later that night they were caught in the act by the bayliff.
Perry : "Aaron, would you like to come night fishing?"
Aaron " Oh yes."
Later that night they were caught in the act by the bayliff.
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Get the Huss fish mug.Like the motor boat when one places their face in someones cleavage, only this is done with your hand.
With fingers pointed to the middle of her cleavage, I wedge my tips in between her tits and gave her a flopping fish.
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Get the Flopping Fish mug.The Northern Mountain Fish (septentrionali montis piscium)is a freshwater fish in the family Cyprinidae of order Cypriniformes. It is most commonly found in puddles atop of high altitude mountains in British Columbia, Canada.
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Mountain Fish have metallic scales, similar to goldfish. The Mountain Fish's deep body, broad and curved back, and tail placement has been merged with the large head-growth, Mountain Fish do not have dorsal fins.
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Mountain Fish have metallic scales, similar to goldfish. The Mountain Fish's deep body, broad and curved back, and tail placement has been merged with the large head-growth, Mountain Fish do not have dorsal fins.
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Get the Mountain Fish mug.When ordering battered and fried fish from a fish and chip emporium within the British Isles, fish without is ordered to receive fish with only a small amount of batter.
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Get the fish without mug.When you accidentally f**k your girl while her tampon is still in her pussy, thereby pushing it deep into her vagina. When you finish intercourse, you have to retrieve the tampon and "fish it" out of her vagina.
Guy (while fingering his girl after sex): "Uhh, I feel somethin' fuzzy in there"
Girl: "Oh sh*t, that's my tampon, can you get it out?"
Guy (to friend): "had to go tampon fishing last night...f**k man, never again."
Girl: "Oh sh*t, that's my tampon, can you get it out?"
Guy (to friend): "had to go tampon fishing last night...f**k man, never again."
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