Douche Canoe

The worst kid of douche imaginable.

This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.

1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars?
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.

by Stigmata. September 20, 2008

Douche-core

variations of music derived from hardcore punk that display qualities of which anything close to a hardcore ethos is derived such as crappy club music in lieu of a breakdown and or band members resembling the cast of jersey shore and a lyrical content similar to the my new haircut skits

1-hey what are you doing tonight, man?
2-going to see abandon all ships, and gonna down some jagerbombs and heineken. got any hair gel?
1-that is so douche-core.

by BoogieBoardBuddha July 14, 2010

Douche of the day

Declaration of somebody acting in an idiotic and mischievous manner.

Oh, there goes James. Douche of the day!

by JamessssB January 20, 2009

douche satchel

a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"

an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration

That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!

by tl77 November 25, 2010

Douche major

An individual whose parents paid for their education while said douche major gets drunk and watches wrestling.

Wrestling is on. my friend Aaron, the douche major is surely watching.

by Lourdes ginger October 14, 2018

Douche House

Noun commonly used to criticize others by describing them as a whole house filled with douche bags, not just one. The ultimate act of disrespect.

"You have a distasteful sense of music"
"Hey man, why are you such a douche house?

by alpinestar March 22, 2009

douche-brah

a combination of both Douche and Brah (as in bro). Especially useful for friends who you would normal refer to as "brah" but they are being a complete douchebag.

(mate does something stupid)
"what'd you do that for douche-brah?"

by nancyninja May 11, 2009