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Douche Canoe

The worst kid of douche imaginable.

This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.
1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars?
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.
by Stigmata. September 20, 2008
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Douche-core

variations of music derived from hardcore punk that display qualities of which anything close to a hardcore ethos is derived such as crappy club music in lieu of a breakdown and or band members resembling the cast of jersey shore and a lyrical content similar to the my new haircut skits
1-hey what are you doing tonight, man?
2-going to see abandon all ships, and gonna down some jagerbombs and heineken. got any hair gel?
1-that is so douche-core.
by BoogieBoardBuddha July 14, 2010
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douche-brah

a combination of both Douche and Brah (as in bro). Especially useful for friends who you would normal refer to as "brah" but they are being a complete douchebag.
(mate does something stupid)
"what'd you do that for douche-brah?"
by nancyninja May 11, 2009
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ICE douche

Anyone that hates a Tesla for petty reasons, but especially a person that attempts to damage a Tesla, harass a Tesla owner, or commit vehicular homicide against the occupants of a Tesla.
Billy: “Did you see that jackass in a Silverado/F-150/Sierra/Ram try to run me off the road into a telephone pole? What an ICE douche! Let’s go send this video evidence to the police.”

Tim:“Wow, the ‘Rise Of Skywalker’ really sucked ass, let’s go get a steak”

Jenny: “Hey Tim, there are some scratches on your hood, it looks like some insecure ICE douche keyed up your car. I guess we need to send the video of that asshole doing it to the police so that he can end up paying for it and hopefully taking 12 inches in his anal crevice.”

ICE douche at a stoplight: “hey faggy Mcfag fag, nice she shed. I have to say these things to you because I have a tiny penis, and like flushing money down the toilet at gas stations, and can’t stand that other people have things that I don’t”

Tesla owner: “don’t be such an ICE douche. Instead, worry about what you have and do what it takes to make your own life the best it can be.”
by DJ UMV December 26, 2019
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douche bag

1. A cleaning device that is used for vaginal cleansing
2. Anyone who is a complete a**hole and thinks they are better than everyone else
3. Someone who creates only life-size artwork of themselves on huge canvas, but it looks like crap
4. Richard Cranium aka D*** Head (get it...)
EXAMPLE ONE: Guy1: Why does Nick always paint life-size portraits of himself?
Guy2: I don't know, but they look like S***!

EXAMPLE TWO: Girls that sleep around a lot ie: whores must use a ton of douche bags to keep themselves clean...or at least I hope they do...
by HermDawg2010 May 15, 2010
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douche choochery

Showing signs of being both a douche and a chooch at the same time.
Brad was such a drunk assclown at the party he was given a writ of douche choochery by a group of his peers.
by Rob Snow December 9, 2008
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bungle douche

1)derivation of douche bag reserved for the frat kid 2)frat kid as a duragatory term for typical college student 3)an asshole who is also stupid

created by Superion, recorded by Jon Rainer
"Yo man I was so wasted last night that I sprayed hair spray on my balls and lit it on fire, I'm as crazy as Bam,I could have a show. Tau Delt fo' LIFE!"
"No, you're a bungle douche."
by Jon X Rainer April 25, 2005
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