death diamond

Is when a vaginas too large and the person goes missing.

Mike was screwing Melissa last night and he hasn't been seen since, he got sucked into her death diamond.

by bathroom bitches December 29, 2014

death benefit

A star-studded funeral where celebrities perform for a crowd of dignitaries for the benefit of the deceased’s family and their own careers. Began with the death of Michael Jackson and was cemented into the modern vernacular with the passing of Whitney Houston.

“Whitney's death benefit was much sicker than MJ's."

by gcl1224 April 21, 2012

king of death

An alternative name for cancer (regardless of type - breast, skin, etc)

Ivana Trump (Donald Trump's first wife) makes a phone call to the White House on 11th April next year to talk to the President to pass on some very distress news. Wailing down the the phone line the person that took the collect call hears"King of Death" as tears roll down her face.

by Jewish madam December 27, 2018

death whistle

When your dog is sleeping with their ass towards your face and you hear a faint whistle sound come from their ass.

My dog almost killed me last night with her death whistle.

by Jeansatx November 27, 2014

death by panda

A phrase referring to the event of one engaging in violent intercourse with a Panda to the point of death.

my former friend James experienced a gruesome death by panda last week

by bonerlord69 June 28, 2012

Death Caravan

A vehicle full of rowdy passengers traveling a certain distance to attend a large party.

Often times there are more passengers than seats and people are drinking in the back seat. In an especially rowdy death caravan all 4 tires are flat, pitchforks are hanging out of broken windows and the rear of the vehicle is on fire.

Guy 1: Dude the party tonight is gonna be sweet
Guy 2: Yea and Mark, Steve and Tommy are driving here from Buffalo for it.
Guy 1: I heard they're taking the death caravan
Guy 2: They'll be lucky if they make it here alive

by PanamaWBPT January 15, 2011

Death Crime

Any documentary television show, movie, or series on the subject of forensic science and/or murder investigations.

Friend: "Where's Mary?"

Mary's Husband: "Oh, watching her death crimes...probably planning my murder!"

by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe March 26, 2020