crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

Hug your crush day

Lets say its October 19th and you want to make a move, well now you can with

Yo!! Did you see mark hug his crush, bitch has some balls.
No its just hug your crush day

by MacNCheeese October 18, 2021

Ask out your crush day

December 1st
Ask out your crush day. Don't be shy, do it.

Person 1: hey, it's Ask out your crush day so, will you date me

Person 2: yes! I was just going to ask you

by Mcalistair November 29, 2021

Crush

Someone who doesn't like u

Crush: sorry but I don't like you

by ItsEzraXD August 17, 2022

Crush

1) A person you feel like should be your partner.
2) Have a crush on someone.
3) Compress or squeeze.
4) A crowd of people pressed closely together, especially in an enclosed space.

1) He was hanging out with his crush
2) She has a crush on Mike
3) He crushed an empty can
4( She was squeezed in the center of the crush

by the random. November 3, 2021

national tell your crush you like them day!

APRIL 11 or 12th!
you tell your crush you like them on april 11th or 12th!
(kiss em’ if you’re brave enough)

“hey man, its april 11th”
“yeah?”

“i like you”
“ayy no way, i like you too!”
or
“its april 12th. you know what that means?”
“what?”
“its national tell your crush you like them day!”
“NO”
“do it.”

by i break into song sometimes April 11, 2024

crushing some jerky

Jerking in to low quality milf porn

Scott from Canada is always crushing some jerky when his kids go to sleep.

by Team_Wes June 13, 2018