closetbaiting

When a self-proclaimed heterosexual individual says some gay shit or otherwise makes a homosexual statement that is immediately retracted.

Louis: "Femboys are so bad bro..."
Harvey: "Bro, what?!"
Louis: "Nah, JK bro!"
Harvey: "Bro is closetbaiting again..."

by HarveyTheCat75 August 19, 2024

close quarters syndrome

Close quarters syndrome is when you develop feelings for a co-worker that you probably would've never liked if you didn't spend so much time with them. Be careful, it's easy to snagged by a narcissist with close quarters syndrome.

I don't know what I ever saw in that guy. He was my manager. It must've been close quarters syndrome.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

closed road

A road that has a dead-end, no-exit or a cul de sac road.

The slang definition is a closed road, heard many youths say this, its a fairly new slang words.
Closed road or closed-road.

That quite road ahead is a closed road.

Dont go that way its a cul de sac or a closed road man. There is no exit that way.

by mr word October 30, 2023

closeted shirt

Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.

"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"

by Flu flu without a clu clue October 31, 2023

closefisted

Someone who doesn’t want to spend money. Similar to being stingy.

Carl is so closefisted, he won’t even buy snacks for the Christmas party.

by tweet10 November 5, 2023

Closet Neo-Nazi

A person who is secretly a neo-nazi who perfectly blends with apolitical people or anyone. They use burner accounts to troll SJWs and anyone they oppose.

How do you identify a Closet Neo-Nazi? Ironic memes and shitposts. (May not be guaranteed)

by Ronald Lee November 6, 2023

Closet Basic

1. People who pretend they are arty and authentic but are actually basic. 2. People who have no individual sense of style, but merely copy from more artistic people , I.e. authentic artists.

“Wow, look at those new Doc Martens she has”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”

by Brooklyn Paulie December 13, 2023