Christmas

The best time of the year for your friends but remember that your single so for you it’s the worst

Hey dude merry Christmas
Shut up I’m still single

by Turtle_Fight3r November 20, 2020

The Christmas Man

The Christmas Man is the true santa. His name is Peter and he loves to eat live catfish. Not milk and cookies, catfish.

He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.

Santa believer: "Let's put out milk and cookies for Santa!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"

by After8ight November 10, 2022

Carribean Christmas

That song that's so catchy, everyone vibes to it

We played Carribean Christmas at the concert, and it was a banger!

by Le epic biggie cheese November 29, 2019

Christmas Eve eve

The day before Christmas Eve

It’s Christmas Eve eve tommorow *friend*

by Abstrakt11 December 23, 2019

Christmas's eves anniversary

on january 24 its 1 monthe since christmas eve

today is christmas's eves anniversary

by @1millstaraj December 8, 2023

Christmas music

A music genre that you are supposed to listen to in March or April...

Time: March, 18, whatever year you want <3

Me: 'Ahh, yes. Christmas music to listen to while I go sit in 90 degree weather.'

by beemovieisaW November 21, 2022

Christmas Crazy

The insanity, irrationality and general madness that sets in shortly after Thanksgiving and does not break until after New Year's Day. Very prevalent in women and can be passed from generation to generation.

Thankfully Christmas is over. I thought I would have to have my wife committed.

Yeah, she's Christmas Crazy, just like her mother.

by makepar December 26, 2016