The World of Candy Effect

The strange, soul crushing emotional spiral that hits after listening to the entire song “World of Candy” by Michael Jackson, not just a snippet, not a remix, but the full uncut experience. It starts out sweet, nostalgic, even magical, then bam! suddenly you’re plunged into a deep, unexplainable grief that lingers all day. Nothing helps, not memes, not snacks, not fresh air, until you finally crash and sleep it off. Like how did this guy who made Thriller write ts?

“Dude, I listened to World of Candy on my lunch break and couldn’t function the rest of the day.”

“You are experiencing The World of Candy effect.”

by MotifMixes November 8, 2025

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Candy Storing

The act of sleeping with an excessive number of partners during a time of opportunity, usually following a long-term committed relationship.

Corie sure took advantage of his bachelor status following his divorce. He was like a kid in a candy store!

Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!

by forever creepin' April 8, 2021

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Cotton Candy

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a mass of fluffy spun sugar, usually pink or white, wrapped around a stick or a paper cone.

Little kid: We picked the cotton, now we can eat it?
Store owner: Uhh, yeah, take a bite?

(cotton candy)

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmom May 1, 2023

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Cotton Candy

The left over balled up pieces of toilet paper around the anus and/or vagina after a woman or male wipes.

Brian how did it go last night?

Response: “Well when I went down on her to Toss her Salad, all I got was a mouth full of Cotton Candy!”

By Schmiddy22 June 11, 2022

by Schmiddy22 June 11, 2022

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