California holster

Right after having sex, the man puts his penis in the woman's ear or nose and ejaculates

Daddy, can you pull a california holster?

by thirsty daddy May 30, 2018

california baked potato

The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!

“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin

by Nancy who? June 9, 2018

Californication

- It's the edge of the world and all of western civilization
- born and raised by those who praise control of population, everybody's been here and I don't mean on vacation
- tidal waves couldn't save the world from californication
- pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging

- it's understood that Hollywood sells californication

If you want these kind of dreams it's californication

by livelovescenery March 3, 2018

californiatastical

An event or place that is as spectacular as California.

OMG! My summer break at the beach was californiatastical.

by Some.bendy.boy May 16, 2018

California perfection

used to describe a woman's ass or boobs and how good they look that they might as well have come from California

man 1: hey see that girl, thats my ex
man 2: whoa I can't have her but she got that california perfection!
man 3: she may as well have come from california since her boobs are sooooo fresh
man 1: mmmmm...

by home is where you're happy July 23, 2018

california stingray

The action of a man being penetrated from behind with a strap on or live dick and being beat off at the same time. A double California stingray is that in which a man is being penetrated from behind beat off and having oral sex all at once.

He had the best orgasm after the California Stingray!

by friskyflicker July 24, 2018

Calico Bass

An fish that is always too short to take home.

If you’re lucky enough to get a Calico Bass 14 inches it’ll be a pretty tasty meal.

by blabpth July 29, 2018