Crazy in a Bottle

A thick, syrupy orange drink comprised of 90% high fructose sugar, 5% artificial flavor 5% water. It is traditionally used to exacerbate the horror of an annoying cousin with ADHD who was raised by wolves.

"Jesus Christ, who gave this asshole Crazy in a Bottle?"

by Frank Wilkerson September 23, 2021

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justin

Justin’s gonna crazy

by macyjo October 31, 2021

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Crazy Sexy

The level of sexy one reaches that has onlookers questioning the level of crazy shit they would do just to ensure the continued presence of said individual(s).

Bill Cosby: But... your Honor they were all crazy sexy.

by HannahUcray December 29, 2020

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Freaking Crazy

Ur Sibling is driving you nuts. U just want To Die!

Omg! Ur Freaking Crazy!

by YouTuber Person October 24, 2020

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Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.

Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.

by JABRU24 August 13, 2023

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