Book

Historical shit people atcually used to read before, but nowadays it's used to make fun of nerds.

Normal person:who tf reads books
Nerd: me ll :-D
Lol imagine reading

by Urbasment June 18, 2022

Ten Reads Of a KArate Book And Number Typos On Journal Entries

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Ten Reads Of a KArate Book And Number Typos On Journal Entries

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

craigs-book

a little black book/notebook containing the address/phone of every craigs-hook you have ever had

having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married. i even know a life-long bachelor who would keep a craigs-book as a trophy.

by Sexydimma December 30, 2014

Book scent

The addictive smell of books. Or in other words— how nerds, writers, readers get high.

P1: This book smells great
P2: You’ve said that through almost every book you’ve opened.
P1: thats book scent for you

by Michelle Lastor June 11, 2023

the holy book

you have solved my puzzle once Again, what you seek is far from holy, what you seek is something worthy to thee.
you mAy think you are done, you make me lAugh, solve my puzzle again so you can learn something worthy.

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The Holy Book is not Holy, rather it is a belief.

by Skeletor.ca April 15, 2020

book

a wonderful thing you can use to escape the harshness of reality. not are books are wonderful, but the ones that are are better then life itself. books are to be read, they are not fire kindling.

on a rainy day, all I need is a coffee, a sweater, and a good book.

get sober, off the internet, and go read a book.
Kevin, stop playing Exy and go read a book.

by im.booksmart March 25, 2020

Book

The word that shows up in a text when the texter, using T9, attempts to write "cool" but fails to press shift.

You: "I'm coming by your place later"
Them: "Okay. Book"
Them: "Oops I mean cool"

by Heyitsa October 12, 2008