bring beef to the platter 

to talk mad sh** or start an argument or fight. like instead of saying, 'she wanna fight you!' you use, "oh hell naw! she tryna bring beef to the platter!"

Girl1:So yesterday i was talking with Andrew and then i noticed Lacey was giving me a dirty look.

Girl2:OMG girl! Lacey tryna bring beef to the platter!

bring beef to the platter by melissaaa :D February 20, 2008

Sir Beef of Lame

A guy that believes he is a "Sir Beef of Loin" but is so socially inept and unaware of his untimely fashion sense and dated un-cool expressions he falls in the heightened Royal honors of Knighthood of Lamality.

“Did you hear what happened to Boyd?” “No, What?” “The linemen on the football team locked his jock to his pad lock on his football locker because he is so fucking lame” “Then they secretly put a sign on his helmet that said “Sir Beef of Lame” just before they ran out of the locker room at Homecoming”

Sir Beef of Lame by Mr. Doobie October 16, 2008

california beef salad

A 3 way (2 men, 1 woman) in which the men both take a dump on the woman's vagina, and proceed to mix it around with their erect penises, using them as salad tongs.

I still haven't gotten all the shit out of my pussy from when those guys at the hostel gave me a California beef salad

california beef salad by Slurmsclash July 2, 2016

de-beef

to stop "beef" (drama) you have with everyone. to make everything nice and happy with no drama.

"i'm going to de-beef things with us"

de-beef by sexiest beasts ever September 17, 2017

Reverse beef

When someone incites beef with someone, only to claim that the other person was starting the beef.

“Bro, Danny just reverse beef’d me after he said I was the one starting beef even though he fucked Kelsey.”

Reverse beef by Firsdaddy69 February 11, 2018

Pink Beef

Fat, pink pussy lips. Engorged labial flaps.

She pulled her panties to the side exposing her pink beef. Dinner served!

She was so horny her pink beef was moist and glistening.

Pink Beef by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018

smack beef 

Smack beef is someone of lower economical background; with no job, no life goals and partakes in drug taking. Generally not nice people who are "off their heads" and smell like bad life decisions and body odour.

Have you seen Tom from school? Hes turned into a right smack beef.

smack beef by Lady Blacker May 28, 2019