creamy beef load

The act of ejaculating on a slice of bread and rubbing it on your face.

Miles: "I was hungry last night, so I had a creamy beef load."
Xavier: "... What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Hauskaz December 3, 2007

jamaican beef party

A gay orgy that takes place while raggae music is playing.

Dude, last night when I got back to my apartment I saw my room mate and a bunch of guys having a Jamaican beef party in my room.

by Blue Smalls November 16, 2013

Creamed Beef On Rye

A term usually used when referring to the need to take a shit. Sometimes can also be connected to greasy morning after dumps from a long nights drinking.

.....hold that thought. I gotta go lay down a creamed beef on rye.

by kdson January 15, 2011

whats your beef

Like when you someone is startin an argument or something and you don't know why they are doin it or havin a little fit and you don't know why = whats your beef

'shout, shout, shout!!' = 'Yo holmes whats your beef'

by Olie Fildes July 3, 2006

beef jerky in a dress

a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery

pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?

pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours

by i am not wearing pants July 15, 2009

Sir Beef of Lame

A guy that believes he is a "Sir Beef of Loin" but is so socially inept and unaware of his untimely fashion sense and dated un-cool expressions he falls in the heightened Royal honors of Knighthood of Lamality.

“Did you hear what happened to Boyd?” “No, What?” “The linemen on the football team locked his jock to his pad lock on his football locker because he is so fucking lame” “Then they secretly put a sign on his helmet that said “Sir Beef of Lame” just before they ran out of the locker room at Homecoming”

by Mr. Doobie October 16, 2008

california beef salad

A 3 way (2 men, 1 woman) in which the men both take a dump on the woman's vagina, and proceed to mix it around with their erect penises, using them as salad tongs.

I still haven't gotten all the shit out of my pussy from when those guys at the hostel gave me a California beef salad

by Slurmsclash July 2, 2016