by The Advantageous DJ & Salazar April 7, 2011
Get the bear rug mug.an enormous mobile heap of apparantly reconstituted flesh, which still maintains a strong desire to interact socially despite having rejected the other common goals of humanity for a life of killing bears with their hands, suffering the obvious consequences facially. See also minger and swamp donkey
Just imagine mountain made of kebab meat which talks like Zelda off Terrahawks, smells like a septic tank and tries to sexually assault drunken men - Bear strangler
by Spookyoctopus March 4, 2008
Get the Bear Strangler mug.A slighty turned definition based on the expression "Kawal", used upon someone who fucked up the situation badly, coining the term kawala bear.
by yourshadow March 28, 2012
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"I was watching the Bernstein Bear show with my girlfriend when I got one hell of an idea. So I gave her a mean frizzy bear."
by DarkE0 April 30, 2015
Get the Frizzy Bear mug.After licking my ass for half-an-hour, the last thing I wanted was a kiss, so she gave me a Bear Grylls.
by TheSoloCricket May 16, 2016
Get the Bear Grylls mug.After consuming powerthirst(see crystal meth)the sport you'll invent because you're TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS!!!! Usually seen as shooting multi colored bear heads from your crotch. Similar to humpcatting
by alexfred693 November 13, 2011
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