Bacon Hole

When you use a pipe cleaner to twist your dick into a curly pig tail and then proceed to turn her butt into a bacon hole.

I made her squeal like a pig when I got my curly dick into her bacon hole!

by AbominableBoMan May 22, 2017

Bacon Hair

A person usually a girl who has streaky pieces of hair that looks like bacon, falls apart like bacon, and greasy like bacon.

Someone’s gotta tell Sydney she’s got mega bacon hair.

by Sydney kidney February 10, 2025

bacon bag

A mans ball sack

"Girl I know you wanna suck on this bacon bag"

by Dapibb November 22, 2014

Alive bacon

What used to be a pig but then cops took that name.

"Mom...i said i wanted alive bacon...NOT A FUCKING PIG"

by Im jus coo January 22, 2021

Baconed

When some of your opps get kill and put in a spliff

Its haram for them to eat pork but its not haram for them to get baconed

by anonymous January 27, 2021

Bacon-Chan

The usual turning something into an anime girl now done with BACON

Jon : I like Bacon
Joe (who looks anime girls) : I just a great idea, BACON-CHAN

by UltramanFan February 19, 2021

bacon wisdom

Wisdom instilled upon us by Sir Francis Bacon, son of Lady Anne Cooke Bacon.

“wise men have enough to do with things present and to come; so that those who labour over past matters merely trifle with themselves.” - Sir Francis Bacon, Of Revenge
"have behavior problems" - Sir Francis Bacon Wisdom, secret 59th essay

by Bacon-izzle October 28, 2025