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Douche Canoe

The worst kid of douche imaginable.

This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.
1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars?
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.
by Stigmata. September 20, 2008
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Douche-core

variations of music derived from hardcore punk that display qualities of which anything close to a hardcore ethos is derived such as crappy club music in lieu of a breakdown and or band members resembling the cast of jersey shore and a lyrical content similar to the my new haircut skits
1-hey what are you doing tonight, man?
2-going to see abandon all ships, and gonna down some jagerbombs and heineken. got any hair gel?
1-that is so douche-core.
by BoogieBoardBuddha July 14, 2010
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Douche major

An individual whose parents paid for their education while said douche major gets drunk and watches wrestling.
Wrestling is on. my friend Aaron, the douche major is surely watching.
by Lourdes ginger October 14, 2018
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Douche House

Noun commonly used to criticize others by describing them as a whole house filled with douche bags, not just one. The ultimate act of disrespect.
"You have a distasteful sense of music"
"Hey man, why are you such a douche house?
by alpinestar March 22, 2009
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eye douche

My contacts are dried out, I need to get some eye douche.
by txmom74 September 30, 2010
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Douche Bag

A person who uses spell check as a form of internet trolling because their to lame to come up with something witty or clever!!!
Your a fucking douche bag!

Your as in "you are" is spelled you're.

Well I'm not writing a fucking term paper but thanks for proving my point douche bag!!!
by nataSdoG September 24, 2011
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douche ticket

like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say
"stop being such a douche ticket"

"that ref is a douche ticket"

"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"
by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012
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