A slighty turned definition based on the expression "Kawal", used upon someone who fucked up the situation badly, coining the term kawala bear.
by yourshadow March 28, 2012
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Just imagine mountain made of kebab meat which talks like Zelda off Terrahawks, smells like a septic tank and tries to sexually assault drunken men - Bear strangler
by Spookyoctopus March 4, 2008
Get the Bear Strangler mug.After consuming powerthirst(see crystal meth)the sport you'll invent because you're TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS!!!! Usually seen as shooting multi colored bear heads from your crotch. Similar to humpcatting
by alexfred693 November 13, 2011
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by LesbianDani July 7, 2011
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"I was watching the Bernstein Bear show with my girlfriend when I got one hell of an idea. So I gave her a mean frizzy bear."
by DarkE0 April 30, 2015
Get the Frizzy Bear mug.when something you do or say (or friends even) is rather sumptiously hilarious you reply by saying qwelington bears
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Andy: Qwelington bears
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Andy: Qwelington bears
by Andrew Ramsay March 19, 2009
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