Noob

Obviously someone who extremely good at everything. Video games, school, and a great friend. Not bad at anything either.

Man that man is such a noob.

by Anonymous 184753 February 7, 2019

noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

Noob Tube

Term used for the XM1014 or, Leone YG1265 (as it was previously known), Auto Shotgun in the Counter-Strike series of online multiplayer first person shooter games. Named for being a large bore weapon for new players, the shotgun is overpowered, has a high rate of fire, and does not require much aiming. This enables noobs to run and gun up close, which is the only way they can get kills as they can't aim. Named after the trial weapon code of the USMC, it's really the Benelli M4 shotgun.

All the other definitions assigning the term's definition to more modern games are from ignorant kids who don't appreciate what came before them.

"&#^$^!!! I just got the butt-sex from some chode with a noob tube from behind!"

by Saint Kliegl April 25, 2022

Noob

somebody who is new to the game or preferably by the 10 year olds on xbox "somebody who killed you"

Gets a mega good Xbox kill
Random Kid: Noob, I fucked your mom!
Mom: w-we were gonna tell you

by IDK94068039 July 5, 2020

Noob

Katie

Lol your such a noob. Your supposed to jump over the wall, not run into it.

by losermcgee103 July 21, 2017

noob

someone dead at the game

your such a noob

by coolboy_111111 June 23, 2018

Noob

A word mainly used by salty kids in Roblox or any online game. It's a word that's always used the wrong way. People always think Noob means stupid, trash, etc. But the actual definition is new player.

The wrong way:
P1: OMG HACKER NOOB HOWD YOU KILL ME TRASH NOOB
P2: My account is older than you

The right way:
P1: Hi guys sorry if I'm bad I am a noob
P2: It's fine just hope you're not the last player

by 00ChopDatNigga00 October 13, 2018