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Smashed Jack

Dave's wife took a hammer to his penis and now he has a smashed jack.
by SkinTicket69 March 20, 2025
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Keyboard smash

There are three types of keyboard smash: sensical, nonsensical, and word combos. sensical smashes usually form words, for example: IVG HATEHBFVG YOUHGFV (i hate you) nonsensical smashes do not make words, and are usually used to express extreme anger or excitement. For example: JHGFVBGHYUTGFBVFGHFDXTRG VTGYTRHC Word combos are when you both spell words incorrectly, and mash them together. For example: IGAHTEYOISOMUSH (i hate you so much)
???: HEY WYYDYOUDO THAT??? (word combo) (Translation: why did you so that?)
???:What was that?
???: A keyboard smash.
???no its not
???yes
???HGFCVGHJYUHGFVHJY (nonsensical smash) (Translation: Anger)
???THATSJHBVH ALSONHVHB AHJ KEYBOARJBGVH SMASHJGTH (sensical) (Translation: that's also a keyboard smash)
by SeaNoodle February 7, 2023
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Kongo Smash

Hey peter did u KONGO ....PETER REPLYS "KONGO SMASHED"
by FLASH NASTY September 8, 2009
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Smash

hey ever wanted to smash ur bf???? WELL NOW YOU CAN
jimmy:hey baby?

luna:yeah?

jimmy:lets smash its December 11th

luna:bet i want you too
by BBC_EATER December 9, 2023
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Smash

West coast of North America slang for intravenous injection of narcotics.
Man, that smash of side really took my breath away!
by Mohawk Kris December 15, 2021
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smash

Smash men
by Espn Coems October 11, 2023
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Alabama Smash

When you have sex with your cousin/sister
its called the Alabama Smash
"Dude, have you seen Johnny lately?"
"Yeah, he was Alabama smashing yesterday"
by Domo26 March 24, 2019
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