Dine n' Smash: Last night I met this hottie named Rachel. Dang she was fine. I asked her out to dinner lookin for something serious out of it and she happily agreed (though her stomach growled right before she said yes but I'm sure it meant nothing) I took her out to eat at my favorite place, (generic fancy restraunt name that is only still open because the drinks alone are $10) so we eat and we're having a good time. I ask her back to my place and she says "ya okay" (keep in mind I reached for the check). We get back to my apartment and I get my keys out to open the door. The. Out of no where she becomes the flash and books it away and leaves my all alone with nothing but the clothes on my back, and my $3 to go box of $100 1 ounce steak.
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When ever your large teacher gets so angery she starts yelling at everyone and slamming and breaking everything to show who is head honcho
The teacher was about to kiser Smash it because the students said we wanted are 10 are minutes back on the test
by That guy gary April 14, 2019
Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!
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