peter turtle

A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.

Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.

by Maddog55 October 25, 2019

Peter

Peter struts around like he’s the mayor of Sass Town, population: himself. He’s got more sass than a cat in a tutu and enough insults to start a stand-up comedy career. If sarcasm were a sport, he’d be a gold medalist. And if snark were money, well, Peter would be living in a mansion made of eye rolls and smart remarks. He’s a menace alright.

That guy just called me fat! He’s definitely a Peter.

by Pseudonym9844 March 28, 2024

peter shim

sussy uwu baka that makes want to nut till all of the cum is gone.

in conclusion, have sex.

Peter! your great

"HIT IT YOUNGSTER!"-peter shim

by scott meier June 27, 2022

Ralph Peters

A physical and spiritual vomit of mixed bodily fluids and one's soul and humanity, usually occurring while paying lip service to or performing fellatio on a fascist or Nazi regime, often coinciding with cowardice.

Most people believed the commander was a good man until the Ralph Peters hit the floor.

by OneOfThoseSams June 10, 2013

peter g

a teacher how is high on drugs all the time. also a person how talks slow and the same tone.

what do you have as a teacher
peter g
oh hi is high right
yes

by The truth is never a lie March 7, 2017

WILKINSON Jonathan Peter Francis

a teacher who like milk

WILKINSON Jonathan Peter Francis be chugin dat milk

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjheheheh September 12, 2023

kenzie peters

Kenzie peters is so nice! she says some of the most flabbergasting insults yet they come out sounding like complements that are so cheer-worthy!! Kenzie is the most gorgeous girl! she knows what she wants and is great at communicating! Kenzie is secure.

That girl is so pinterest-able, of course her name is Kenzie Peters!

by Higley Chick January 28, 2024