Shit's Hit

A women who has been hit with an ugly stick (Ugly ass mother fucker)

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by Billy Mass October 22, 2008

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Standard Pussy Shit

The feeling you get toward someone when they always feel they need to be the center of attention.

“David’s never chill man, he’s always on some standard pussy shit.

by Tiny meat May 7, 2019

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i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i shitted my pants again

by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023

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Shit Stinks

Usually used when something sounds/looks suspicious or fishy.

P1: “I swear he’s just a friend!”
P2: “Shit stinks.”

by Thimithy October 20, 2020

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When your stomach is so violent that need take a shit before, during, and after your shower. This will often triple your time in the bathroom and you may exit looking as slender as Elrond. The three epic movements are canonically named :The Fellow-Shits, The Two Showers, and The Return of the Shits.

"I wonder why Dad takes so long in the bathroom? "
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."

by BlubbernotaFighter April 22, 2025

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Shit in the freezer

To shit in the freezer - to destroy one's chances or reputation through an idiotic lapse.

From the UK tv show Big Brother, when a contestant lost crediblity by shitting in the freezer.

"The guy was doing okay till he shat in the freezer".
"Don't get caught acting stupid and lose your rep - Don't shit in the freezer."

by Conhead October 13, 2011

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