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Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.
girl1."omg did you see josh at the party last night."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019
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Snap shit

One that snapchats while shitting
by GangbangGrandma August 6, 2017
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MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING

IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.
When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 20, 2022
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Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks

A given situation that involves pure fuckery
by ParkeBench66 March 13, 2023
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Flip flop floop shit!

STOP FLIPPING AND FLOPPING AND FLOPPING MY SHIT KAREN!!

Generally something used in anger when youve run out of things to say.
Person 1: did you just drop my fishsticks?

Person 2: duh bitch

Person 1: FLIP FLOP FLOOP SHIT!!!!!! >:(
by Nicholies raviolies May 19, 2019
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Shit sniper

When you take a shit in someones deer blind because they took your huntin spot
They call me the shit sniper because i shit in thagt dudes pop up blind that sat in my spot.
by captainhook105 November 16, 2020
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Clapping Shit

Clapping shit is a slang for having dirty and shitty anal sex.
Yeah, I saw this nasty porn scene on pornhub where this huge dude were clapping shit with some tiny asian chick. Shit was messy, man...
by Loroch March 24, 2018
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