Urban dick

(Noun) Someone who abuses and vandalizes this site with crude, childish, or hateful "definitions" which are in reality nothing but insults thrown from the safety of Internet anonymity.

It's sad how urbandictionary.com is being ruined by urban dicks. I downvote them as much as i can.

by The Phantom Logophile May 21, 2019

Mario Dick

When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.

Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick

by Vvvvvvvvvviagra42069 May 21, 2019

chomp dick off

When you chomp a dick off

Person 1: hey there

Person 2: heyy *chomp dick off*

by Gaedicks69baeby May 22, 2019

dick nugget

A sex position which involves the man's penis and balls in another girls mouth. Once this action has been completed the man releases semen into the girls mouth (being the sauce for the nuggets) then the individual sucks on both testicles.

A term which can also be used for another word of dickhead.

"Wow, you guys left without me! You guys are fucking dick nuggets!"

by Full Esh Cunttt May 22, 2019

Dick

The male sexual reproductive system which people find fun to have sex with as well as suck it.

“Can I suck your dick?” Asked the boy.

by XxthemannickxX May 22, 2019

Dick

a peen

i have a big dick

by mrbeast5000 May 23, 2019

Kentucky Dick Punch

When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch

They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!

by TNDSE May 23, 2019