A dandy ass is always well kept and finely admired. It should always be firm and full, not quite fat. A proper treat to the slap of the hand, or the testicals, if that’s what you’re working with. If found on a horse, it should shed the rain well and never be messy or stinky (and also good to the slap of the hand, or the testicals).
by YoungAndNimble September 27, 2018
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Everyone with a white ass can celebrate!
Show your butt on this day before you'll take too much tan..
Everyone with a white ass can celebrate!
Show your butt on this day before you'll take too much tan..
by pumpxcradle April 27, 2023
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That not shit ass hoe ain’t worth her weight (and she can’t afford to lose another ounce), so in other words THAT HOE AINT WORTH A PENNY. Pussy big around as a cave n smell musty just like one. Doesn’t give a fuck about her kids, just wants a good ass fucking and then your dick shoved down her throat before her gape even has a chance to close. Straight up gutter slut. Ass to Mouth is her absolute favorite.
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Get the ass-catching mug.Having to debate with your parents to get more screen time to be had on your smartphone. Usually you experience this phenomenon if you're born into the first generation to grow up with smartphone, e.g. if you're a 2004-born kid whilst your parents were born in the 1970's and have had different childhood than yours. Henceforth, your parents have lived several decades without having any smartphone in their hands. Thus, your parents don't understand what it is like to exert the effort to get screen time to be had on smartphone during childhood.
Getting extra screen time is such a pain in the ass! My parents just don’t get how important my smartphone is for connecting with friends and catching the latest YouTube videos.
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