Xavier: yo Deigo it’s national kiss day
Deigo: but I’m taken
Xavier: that doesn’t matter
Deigo: that’s a bettt 💯
Deigo: but I’m taken
Xavier: that doesn’t matter
Deigo: that’s a bettt 💯
by Joeee mamma October 31, 2019
Get the National kiss day mug.May 18th is a day celebrating all the geniuses in the world for merely gifting us with their presence amongst humanity. Rise up smart people this is the day for you! If you have a genius in your friend group/ family/ school you should treat them like god on this day!
Person 1: do you know what day it is?
Person 2: May 18th?
Person 1: it’s national genius day! So you have to be extra nice to me!
Person 2: oh god...
Person 2: May 18th?
Person 1: it’s national genius day! So you have to be extra nice to me!
Person 2: oh god...
by RandomnessPersonisME October 31, 2019
Get the national genius day mug.Jake: Dude wanna go waterskiing?
Alan: Nah, its Comment like an Indian day. I gotta comment on tiktok posts like an indian.
Jake: How do you do that?
Alan: You just gotta say “super..” “.awesome..bro.” “superb..” “wow.. very nice” or even “haha wow fantastic”
Alan: Nah, its Comment like an Indian day. I gotta comment on tiktok posts like an indian.
Jake: How do you do that?
Alan: You just gotta say “super..” “.awesome..bro.” “superb..” “wow.. very nice” or even “haha wow fantastic”
by cthomas78910 October 31, 2019
Get the Comment like an Indian day mug.December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,
ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'
Matt: yea bro I'll be funny
ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'
Matt: yea bro I'll be funny
by - An unknown nigga October 31, 2019
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by Little T. October 31, 2019
Get the vsco day mug.People that’s are in 5th grade on November 4th you hug your crush have them wear your hoodie and even try to get a kiss
by Youngboyyyyyy October 31, 2019
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Women-why?
Man-its national slag day
Women-oh let me put on my bunny costume
Man-aye call your friend we finna have a threesome
Women-why?
Man-its national slag day
Women-oh let me put on my bunny costume
Man-aye call your friend we finna have a threesome
by Bigtittybrenda November 1, 2019
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