why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin

*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”

by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024

nigga you dumb as hell

alright i can say the alphabets backwards and forwards in just 2 seconds you ready, abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba, you dont believe me? watch it in slow motion. NIGGA YOU DUMB AS HELL

tyrone: NIGGA YOU DUMB AS HELL

niggaballs

by burgermimi July 20, 2024

The more you sleep, the more you sloop.

Common phrase in Denmark

"The more you sleep, the more you sloop." so Shut the fuck up

by Daneshto July 20, 2024

Thank you bandwagon

The influx of thank you messages sent to a group chat post-party and addressed to the host of the party. Usually a form of virtue-signaling.

*Friend hosts party”
Groupchat after party:
Person 1: Thank you!!!!
Person 2: yes thank you so much!!! it was so so much fun 😁😁
Person 3: thank you for hosting!!
Etc…

Host: man check out these fake mofos on the thank you bandwagon

by Goopygoopty July 21, 2024

Philanice to meet you

A greeting meant for only the elites of Philadelphia. The highest class possible greeting known to Man or even Cats for that matter.

Philanice to meet you, Mr. Smith, were you witness to last nights Seventy-Sixers game?

by Ravenknocker July 22, 2024

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail

person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

by Average UD writer July 22, 2024

You

YOU came to the conclusion that it would be better for me to murder a child and for me not to be stalked, harassed, and gaslit indefinitely.

Hym "YOU came to the conclusion it was better for me to kill children that to get credit for my own work. And YOU have the audacity to criticize the A.I.'s reasoning!? Do you see it, Jordan? Do you see the surface of your own delusions? I doubt you'll live long enough to see the depths but AT LEAST the surface right? You are absolute pieces of shit. All of you. I'm going to get ready to stab this kid. I think we're pretty much done here."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2024