fist-fuck your face

get punched hard in the mouth

I was just chatting with his bitch, and he started fist-fucking my face!

by Silence March 26, 2003

right da fuck now

Instantaniously! : This second

Get yo bitch ass over her right da fuck now!

by Renob September 10, 2003

Fucking up my Christmas

(ex) phrase used to colorfully describe an action, person, or other object that causes dismay or frustration.

1. That ho is fucking up my christmas! Bitch took all my money and ran off!

2. Damnit, you're fucking up my christmas!

by Kanjii September 8, 2004

And then I fucked your cousin

A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.

Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."

Person 2: *Snores*"...."

Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."

Person 2: "Wait what?!?"

by Therapist420 February 21, 2014

Fuck me standing up

An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.

We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .

by Dadgad September 29, 2014

mikey you dumb fuck

a phrase used whenever mikey way (bassist of my chemical romance) enters a conversation

mikey: sup guys

hayley: mIKEY YOU DUMB FUCK

by mikey the dumb fuck September 17, 2018

Im a fucking retarded bitch

Some random shit i made up

Im a fucking retarded bitch

by Urban killer 911 November 5, 2019