Get Fucked By The Owner Day

On January 17th, the owner can do whatever they feel like to anybody else in the server. They remembered. You can't stop them.

User: "Oh man, last year's fuck the owner day was fun, I wonder what's coming up?"
Owner: "It's payback time, get fucked by the owner day, see you soon."

by GimmickAccount#152 January 5, 2022

National Fuck Meat Day

National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.

What day is it today?

It’s October 23rd! It’s National Fuck Meat Day!

by bruhbruhbruhalex October 23, 2019

fist-fuck your face

get punched hard in the mouth

I was just chatting with his bitch, and he started fist-fucking my face!

by Silence March 26, 2003

right da fuck now

Instantaniously! : This second

Get yo bitch ass over her right da fuck now!

by Renob September 10, 2003

Fucking up my Christmas

(ex) phrase used to colorfully describe an action, person, or other object that causes dismay or frustration.

1. That ho is fucking up my christmas! Bitch took all my money and ran off!

2. Damnit, you're fucking up my christmas!

by Kanjii September 8, 2004

And then I fucked your cousin

A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.

Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."

Person 2: *Snores*"...."

Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."

Person 2: "Wait what?!?"

by Therapist420 February 21, 2014

Fuck me standing up

An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.

We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .

by Dadgad September 29, 2014