National ask your crush out

September 15

National ask your crush out day ok
I bet you won't

by Jedudod September 14, 2021

your mum

the best comeback ever, not much is possible to come back from this devastating blow of a roast

Person 1: what are you eating?
You: your mum

by missgurl17 September 14, 2021

your mum

when u eat a lemon than go play roblox than tell your 69 year old roblox bf that u wanna brake up and he comes to your house and it turns out he is your grandad hermit is it wendnasday oh yes it is says hermit than he morph in to a big ld monkyxfrogxxxtentashon man woman and he commits arson on jake paul and eats his rotton monkey strands of hair tessa brocks comes and eats dounuts on your frount porch the end just kidding again lolz

your mum is hear

by crappy do daddy September 14, 2021

your mom

fattie

i fucked your mom

by leonardobr September 15, 2021

YOUR MOM

A very lame phrase used by degenerates when they can't respond to a valid point made by someone. Mostly used by cringe 9 year olds in Roblox

Guy 1: Why do you have to make deez nuts jokes they are staler than 100 year old milk.
Cringe shitass: because your mom
Guy 1: :moyai:

by GrassSniffer1337 September 15, 2021

your mom

the biggest thing ever created

me: I'm going to see my mom
someone: your mom is very big

by Burgirfancy September 15, 2021

National fuck your best friend day

September 22nd is now national fuck your best friend day You can go up to a friend and ask do they wanna fuck or something

National fuck your best friend day means you are able to fuck your bestie for the whole day of september 22 aka a whole 24hrs

by mha characters are hot September 15, 2021