Screwdriver n shit

When a person is downing beers and fucking around with a hardware tools

Bro 1: did you see Dominique yesterday, he was mental

Bro 2: yes lad, screwdriver n shit

by Beike January 3, 2020

dumb shit

In other words, a Sebastian.

Stop doing dumb shit, and get to work.

by Mr. TakeYourGirl September 8, 2019

A piece of shit

Keyringg

Keyringg is a piece of shit

by Darlannix October 6, 2021

One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.

"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"

by Droidxl May 11, 2014

Shit

It means to love and to hate is just like “like momma once said life is like a box of chocolates”

Me:shit

by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer July 12, 2021

Shit

The 3rd most use word next to swag and Yolo which much like shit are fucking retarded (ignore my user name it's an inside joke)
Shit is not only used as a noun but also as and action, descriptive word and an expression

{verb} dude I got to shit
{action} I just took a shit #swag
{descriptive} dude you look like shit

{expression} oh! Shit!

by Swag $$ June 19, 2015

shit show

A television show you turn on for young children when you have to poop but can’t trust them not to burn down the house or kill each other without supervision. “Shitters” often spend the next 30 minutes sitting on the toilet wondering why they had kids in the first place.

The kids were being so bad I had to put on a shit show so I could poop in peace.

by Khahnman August 1, 2022