when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally
*light pole falls on brand new truck*
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide
by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025
A simple procedure to maximize shit velocity and efficiency.
Steps:
1. Clench (Anus)
2. Tense (Abdominal Muscles)
3. Push (Whilst Tensing and Clenching)
4. Release Force (Continually pushing though the entire process)
Steps:
1. Clench (Anus)
2. Tense (Abdominal Muscles)
3. Push (Whilst Tensing and Clenching)
4. Release Force (Continually pushing though the entire process)
by Shit Police February 06, 2020
God shit is a play on the word "dog shit" and "god like," it references a player in a video game who is extremely bad, yet is still carrying their team.
by fat yosh November 08, 2020
When anything and everything it at its worst; hopelessness. Also can be reaction to a positive COVID test.
by sawtelle81 July 13, 2022
A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.
It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.
Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve
You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.
It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.
Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve
You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.
Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.
by earlerichardsjr April 15, 2025
Said to someone who is trash and literally dog water at the said activity the person is part-taking in.
by Ande February 18, 2021