Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.

Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.

by FALQA October 17, 2024

shit secret

A hipper way of saying “dirty secret.”

Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”

by B1G Randy July 24, 2022

ts shit pmo me off

when yo shit shit and you double pissy

"ts shit pmo me off brochacho..."

by Tornaz November 18, 2025

the shitest shit cunt

His name is Paul 😂

That Paul is the shitest shit cunt 😂

by The shit cunt April 27, 2022

Shit-LaTier

this term is used whenever your playing against people that spray into your builds

"liam is a fortnite Shit-laTier"

by Bigboyballin_ March 22, 2025

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

Shit cunt

what you call the bros when they don’t shout you a feed

“al reckons you can get us some nuggets”

“nah g”

“fucken shit cunt”

by durrys12321 June 16, 2022