Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!
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Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.
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Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.
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Get the Smooch my cooch mug.When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.
A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
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