A Kerry is a guy best friend who you can do cute couple stuff with and have no feelings. Literally the sweetest guy who will make your heart happy but doesn't want a relationship. Never is there a thought of sexual actions or intent. Just a guy who you can tell anything and will actually listen. Kerry is someone who you will never forget and never leave. He's extremely loyal and is always happy for your accomplishments. Every girl needs a Kerry. 💗
Girl 1) I need a guy best friend who will do couple stuff with me.
Girl 2) Girl you need a Kerry!
Girl 1) omg yes!
Girl 2) Girl you need a Kerry!
Girl 1) omg yes!
by Fickle-Pickle March 18, 2024
Get the You need a Kerrymug. What Jennifer says to Chris after a week of dating and good sex. Jennifer is totally in love with Chris.
by Bschris February 11, 2022
Get the I love you for thatmug. A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.
If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.
by QuacksO February 28, 2020
Get the Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sexmug. by anonymous June 7, 2022
Get the mag luvs youmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
Get the Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.mug. The most deadly insult known to mankind, a variant of "Stinky you" but much more horrid. It's an equivalent to "You're not invited to my birthday party." Beware using this insult, since it has a 4.049% chance of making the victim sob uncontrollably until they die.
"Yucky You!"
by Jayopulois May 12, 2025
Get the yucky youmug. 