by šš½=š¦§ November 4, 2020
Get the Bitchmug. A bitch is somebody who dont play foe instance, she will attack yo ass, bark for no reason, dislike yo ass cause you pissed on her turf.
by BitchyDefines March 11, 2018
Get the Bitchmug. bbp syndrome, short forbasic bitch protagonist syndrome, is where the protagonist of a romance story, usually a female, will act reckless and foolish and become a basic bitch. this means that she will most likely try to run away from her problems and run away from falling in love because she is afraid of what is to happen. when she's endangered, this is the only time she will ever try to run back to the person she just hurt and pretend nothing ever happened. :( why do guys put up with this? because they love this girl with basic bitch protagonist syndrome. the reason why bbp is short for it is because they have a baby peener energy. we need actual dick energy, not bullshit.
guy1: wow, i'm so in love with her.
guy2: bro, can't you see? she's avoiding you cause she doesn't wanna fall in love with you but she clearly is. she's literally manipulating you indirectly, she got that basic bitch protagonist syndrome.
guy1: but i love her
girl: oh my gosh, please help me guy1, guy3 is gonna hurt mee.
guy1: oh no, get away from her guy3
guy2: i swear, you have bbp love sickness.
guy2: bro, can't you see? she's avoiding you cause she doesn't wanna fall in love with you but she clearly is. she's literally manipulating you indirectly, she got that basic bitch protagonist syndrome.
guy1: but i love her
girl: oh my gosh, please help me guy1, guy3 is gonna hurt mee.
guy1: oh no, get away from her guy3
guy2: i swear, you have bbp love sickness.
by GIVEMEYOURKNEECAPS January 30, 2020
Get the basic bitch protagonist syndromemug. A woman who pretends to be nice but deep down hates you. She will cook putato au gratin without even knowing how to spell āpotato.ā She loves family because they satisfy her need for live drama. She is a recovering addict of drugs, but will she ever go to rehab for her love of drama? Probably not. Sheāll throw shade in between puffs of cigarettes, then laugh at her own ājokes.ā Her cackling grows more labored the closer she gets to COPD.
Wife: I refuse to go to any more of your family reunions because you wonāt stand up for me against that bitch.
Husband: your over-reacting. Thatās just her personality. She may say something sarcastic. Just donāt take it personal.
Wife: now your on the bitches side!?
Husband: your over-reacting. Thatās just her personality. She may say something sarcastic. Just donāt take it personal.
Wife: now your on the bitches side!?
by Sarcasmgoesbothways July 1, 2019
Get the Bitchmug. Someone who buys out everything slightly cute in thrift stores and sells them on depop for 10x the price.
by y iaco August 13, 2021
Get the Depop Bitchmug. by Ratmannnnnnnnnnn is cool April 27, 2025
Get the bitchmug. My boyfriend, Thomas Gregory.
by anonymous February 12, 2023
Get the No bitchesmug.