50 shades of ass

To suck bad at whatever you're doing at the moment

*boy shoots a basketball and airballs*
"Damn bro you're 50 shades of ass right now! Sit on the bench!!"

by KurtBrusselsprouts December 13, 2015

broke ass

v. To flatulate in an explosive manner, exponentially more so than breaking wind

*Pvfvt!* Okay, who just broke ass?

by F.Courier December 15, 2015

ASS

we all love it.

Ass is a giant black hole that sucks up everything. It devours the system of all black men and urges them to yell "THAT ASS BE POPPIN'. BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' ERRWHERE"

by AcommaH December 30, 2015

Bitch-ass-ness

Having the characteristics of a bitch ass individual.

Caleb: Hey what's been wrong with David lately?
Patrick: He's just got a lot of Bitch-ass-ness in his sytem

by Cavid Manham January 13, 2016

Bitch-ass-ness

Having the qualities and characteristics of a bitch ass individual. Usually an adjective.

Caleb- What's wrong with (name) today?

Patrick- It's that bitch-ass-ness I was telling you about.

Caleb- What about it?

Patrick- He/She has a lot of in her system.

by Cavid Manham January 13, 2016

ass dragger

Any FWD car, typically driven by young drivers. Derogatorily called "Ass Draggers" mainly because zero power goes to the rear wheels, and most "Ass Draggers" dont have much power to start with. Common vehicles include: Acura RSX, Honda Civics, Dodge Neon, Volkswagen Golf, Acura Integra.

Dude 1: "Do you think Macky will actually drift this corner with his Type R?"
Dude 2: "He'll wrap it around a tree, cause that Honda is still an "Ass Dragger..."
Dude 1: "I told him to get a s15..."

by THEWASHINGTONGREATBEAST January 20, 2016

Bronto Sore Ass

A sore loser on a big scale

I only beat you at COD. That doesn't mean you have to be a Bronto Sore Ass about it!

by Bob_ Macbumfumble February 4, 2016