Uncle

a huge pedophile who rapes ur mom and dad when they r sleeping and puts a hint of cum in there mouth,
after ur parents wake up they lick there lips and suck each others asses

u r a uncle lololololol

by IAMTHEONEANDONLYUNCLWHORAPEDU June 10, 2020

Uncles

William is the best Uncle in the world, that's a fact! Google it!

Williams are the best Uncles in the world, Google it!

by William-The-Best-Uncle! January 01, 2021

Uncle

Uncle 1. A sexy mature man that all the females want to invite into their bedroom and do naughty things to.

Example - Heads up girl, Uncle Alert ! The things I'd do him.

by Eightiesgirl May 13, 2020

Uncle

A pimp for the Van Der Linde gang. Suffers from terminal LUMBAGO.

He is Uncle to no one.

Quotes:
"It's the lumbago, if I overdo it I'll get a relapse"
"Oh you don't Build a Barn DUMBASS! What do you think this is 1785?"
"In my youth I was known as the One Shot Kid!"

by Tcheez09 July 29, 2024

Uncle in Nigeria

A specific type of scammer commonly found in your emails saying their a distant relative in a distant country that also happens to be rich, and wants to give you money. All he needs is your credit card info. Give it to me- him.

Uncle- "I wunt 2 gif u monye gimme kredet cart imfo pls i am unkl."
You- "ok, here you go.
REDACTED REDACTED
thank you uncle."
Uncle- "siek fuul I got many munie now."
You- "no I got scammed by my Uncle in Nigeria!"

by Dixon Yerahs April 21, 2021

Uncle-Rickin-it

When you pound 6 rockstars, crush the can, and throw it on the floor of your manufactured home. Bonus points if the floor is completely covered and you add a second layer.

Bro, this weekend I was Uncle-Rickin-it all dam day!

by ThePublisher520 October 06, 2021

Uncle A

An endearing name referring to Adolf Hitler.

I've seen a lot of people posting Uncle A, lately.

by Uncle_A's_Greatest_Nephew June 23, 2021