Salty

Referring to something or someone who is incredibly mean and "salty" to everyone. Also someone who pulls off amazing roasts.

Student: Oh, its Salty! She's gonna roast you so hard!!

by Broken Mirror May 3, 2018

Salty hurricane

When you are receiving a blowjob, and you spin your penis in a rapid circular motion, as you are jizzing onto a face.

My dad asked me if I had ever given a girl a salty hurricane , in front of my mom. Talk about embarrassing, because I did.

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Salty cucumber

One who sucks dick after it has been in a dirty and sweaty hoe's ass.

Dang he'd/she'd be the type to be a salty cucumber

by Bobbycucumber May 15, 2018

Salty Jelainesters

A person that gets overly and quite dramatically upset over seemingly nothing.

Taylor Swift is being such a Salty Jelainesters.

by Jelainesters December 12, 2021

salty pickles

mcdonalds

whAT YOU GOT THE JOB AT SALTY PICKLES?? NOW U GIVEN ZENDAYA A SOMETHING

MIGHT USE DAT SALTY PICKLES HIRE TO TURN MY ENTREPRENEUR ENTERPRISE ECOMMERCE TO A SIDE HUSTLE THIS MAY OR FALL.

by kyreethemap May 24, 2023

The Salty Spitoon

When you ejaculate into your own mouth, gargle it, then spit it into someone else’s mouth. Presumably your sexual partner

“Last night in bed I gave my girl the Salty Spitoon”

by Professionalfatherfigure June 1, 2022

salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.

Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.

by Flieger September 24, 2016