Drink n' burn

The act of working out in a gym whilst under the influence of alcohol.

Don't workout drunk man, its not cool. Don't drink n' burn.

by neo78 September 4, 2009

Hairy Wash Burn

A burn so big caused from having sex with a wet hairy man...i.e. robin williams.

Girl 1: Got the fatest hairy wash burn ever from my boyfriend

Girl 2 : You go out with Robin Williams?

by Taylor Tee May 24, 2009

burning lands legal

'Not quite safe, but if it's good enough for me, it's good enough for you.'

Specifically used in reference to being slack with the normal safety standards required in the construction of Amtgard LARP boffers.

Don't worry Muerte, your concrete-filled swords are burning lands legal, at least.

by Steven Howell July 30, 2004

Turd Degree Burn

When you take a shit so spicy and hot that it leaves your ass stinging

Donny: Bro why is there steam coming out of your ass?
Stew: Dude, I just dropped a duece so fierce I think I got a Turd Degree Burn

by The real John Stamos July 7, 2017

10th degree burn

a burn so severe that your body starts to change into that of a robot

When he landed on the sun he suffered 10th degree burns and that's why he's a robot.

by chemistrydevil October 29, 2010

Burning Corn Dildo

Errr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn dildo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that you've boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.

Oh that burning corn dildo is hot.

by Th3 Pr0curat0r December 17, 2018

Burning Down an Orphanage

The act where kissing burns 2 calories a minute, so a man will cum on a girls lips and they will kiss, burning the orphanage

"Hey do you wanna burn down an orphanage tonight"

"Woah look they're burning down an orphanage"

by Shuu_27 February 19, 2021