by Chaoschronicles17 June 07, 2025
Bro, I was playing Halo and I got completely wrecked by a chick. She clam slammed my dead body so hard.
by Dilwog August 11, 2016
by Clamslammer2000 August 04, 2018
by JtB4418 July 10, 2022
A euphemism for female on female sexual contact. Notably used in a Religious context to circumvent the use of "lesbian".
by Talim Gregor March 30, 2009
To describe a girl masturbating
Becky last night was Searching the clam for a pearl
by Someone_knowledgeable January 23, 2021
Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.
Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020