Oyster Soup

The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature

"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."

by SloopingSlewBear March 2, 2018

alphabet soup groups

alphabet soup groups is when a random group with random alphabet letter

person1:hey i just joined AFCT
person2:what does that mean
person1:anti faction coalition team
person2:whats that
person1:idk its just a average alphabet soup groups

by for yomama November 26, 2020

disappointment soup

This is a term used when something doesnt go as planned or a minor inconvenience happens.

Guy1: Man this new game changed their release date for an extra month.
Guy2: That's some disappointment soup right there bud.

Girl1: My necklace broke while I was on a walk today..
Girl2: Disappointment soup...hey maybe I can get you a new one

by Casualmcbabepuree November 29, 2020

cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose

I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup

by teddykreuger October 21, 2025

Soup Sandwich

A person that is "wholly" incompetent; doesn't know their foot from their ass.

That witness I had to call was a soup sandwich...definite not guilty on this one.

by AVS12345 November 15, 2023

scissor soup

when two girls are scissoring and they both cum

better lay down a towel, you don’t want to get scissor soup everywhere

by suishskaa February 22, 2018

National soup day

On 06/02/2023 (day/month/year), we celabrate national soup day, in witch we have to eat anything that is legaly considerd as soup

Person a:"OMG, its National soup day! I cant wait to eat some soup

Person b:"im going to drink coffe."

Person a:"Coffe isnt soup!"

by Patypatty August 8, 2023